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| Willy Warmer - Each |  T'was the week before Christmas and it was so chilly... Everyone had warm hats on except Little "Willy"! His head was hung low with grief and despair... Cuz winter was coming and he had nothing to wear! Now Santa saw "Willy" and said, "This won't do! He must have a warm hat, or he could turn blue!" So Santa's Elves worked all day and all night to make this little Santa hat which fits "Willy" just right! And I know when he gets it, he'll perk up and say, "Why, I feel in the spirit of giving today!" He'll love you through the day, and when it gets to be night, He'll say, "Merry Christmas to all... Now let's turn out those light!" | Price $3.75
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| | Merry Christmas Fucker Gift Bag |  Merry Christmas Fucker Gift Bag from Kalan. Fits a six pack. Height: 10". Length: 10". Width: 5.5". | Price $3.75
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| | Keep Calm & Merry Fucking Christmas Drinking Cup |  Keep Calm & Merry Fucking Christmas Drinking Cup from Kalan. | Price $2.50
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| | Christmas Eyelashes #1 |  Go above and beyond to show that holiday spirit with the Christmas Lashes from Forum Novelties. The lashes have red and green jewels fixed to the lashes and add holiday charm to any Christmas outfit. | Price $5.00
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| Christmas Eyelashes #2 |  Take your lashes to merry lengths with these Christmas Lashes from Forum Novelties. These outrageously long lashes are highlighted with green, red, and silver tinsel. These would be the perfect addition to any Christmas outfit. | Price $5.00
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| | The X-Mas Tuggie - The Fuzzy Sock That Warms Your Cock |  Snuggle up with the fuzzy sock that warms your cock! Give your cock a little Christmas spirit. The X-MasTuggie is perfect for warming your morning-wood, hiding your afternoon boners, and disguising those all-day semis. Don't be fooled by cheap imitations-only the Tuggie keeps your hands-free and your junk covered anywhere you go! Ordinary tube socks work great but they look terrible! The stylish, X-Mas Tuggie wraps around your pleasure rod and sack, allowing you to let your stuff hang in any setting you can imagine. Wear it on the plane, in cold movie theaters, at the ball game, on vacation or to the beach--it doesn't matter, you still look and feel great! | Price $13.75
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| | The 12 Drinking Games of Christmas |  The 12 Drinking Games of Christmas from Kheper Games are sure to help put the holiday spirit into your holiday festivities. | Price $12.50
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| | Let's Fuck! Candy in a Heart Box |  Let's Fuck! There's no better way to get your message across than with a box of x-rated chocolates. Perfect for Valentine's Day or any time, these chocolate candies are each printed an invitation to fornication. Comes in heart-shaped 1.55 oz. box. | Price $10.00
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| X-Rated Valentine Candy - 1.6 oz Box |  The taste of something sexy! The X-Rated Valentine's Hearts candy box holds 1.6 ounces of heart shaped candies. Each of the candies has a dirty message written on the heart. Bringing XXX and sweet together! | Price $5.00
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| | Risque Valentines Heart Candy - 1.6 oz Box |  The taste of something sexy! The Risque Valentine's Hearts candy box holds 1.6 ounces of heart shaped candies. Each of the candies has a sexy message written on the heart. Bringing sexy and sweet together! | Price $5.00
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| | 4 X-Rated Valentine Sticker Sheets - 27 Stickers Per Sheet |  Add something sweet to your valentine's gift! The X-Rated Valentine Stickers Pad has four sheets with 27 individual stickers on each. Simply peel off the sticker with the saying you like and stick it where you want. Making your Valentine's Day a little more erotic! | Price $6.13
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| | X-Rated Valentine Heart Balloons - 8 Per Pack |  Add something sweet to your valentine's gift! The X-Rated Valentine Balloons package includes 8 balloons. Each balloon has a different saying so you will find the perfect one. Making your Valentine's Day a little more erotic! | Price $5.00
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| 10 X-Rated Valentine Cards w/Envelopes |  Add something sweet to your valentine's gift! The X-Rated Valentine Cards come with 10 individual 3.25" x 4.5" cards and envelopes. Each card has a different saying so you will find the perfect one. Making your Valentine's Day a little more erotic! | Price $7.25
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| | Merry Fucking Christmas Gift Bag - Large |  Large gift bag wishes your gift recipient a "Merry Fucking Christmas' with Christmas trees and fucking reindeer from Kalan. | Price $6.25
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| | Candy Cane Stud Undies - Wanna Lick My Stick |  Candy Can Stud Undies. Wanna lick my stick? | Price $10.00
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| | Bah Fucking Humbug Cup |  Don't hide the fact that you're a Scrooge. By using the Bah Fucking Humbug Cup from Kalan, everyone will know and keep their distance so you can scowl in peace. Fill your cup with your favorite holiday drink, if you have one, to help take the edge off of Christmas. | Price $3.13
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| 12 Fucking Reasons to Drink on Christmas - Pack of 12 |  12 Fucking reasons to drink on Christmas shot glasse. Set of 12 plastic shot glasses. | Price $18.75
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| | Happy Valentines Day Stick Figure Candy in a Heart Box |  Happy Valentines Day Candy box filled with sweet candy hearts inside. From Candyprints | Price $10.00
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| | Earthly Body Edible Massage Oil Gift Set - 2 oz Watermelon, Strawberry & Vanilla |  Your favorite massage oil flavors are now boxed together and pre-tagged for easy gifting. Perfect for the holidays, Valentine's, bridal shower and beyond. Each set includes a 2 oz oil in each of the following flavors: Strawberry, Vanilla and Watermelon. | Price $22.50
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| | The 12 Adult Party Games of Christmas |  Featuring 12 Christmas-inspired adult games, this scream of a collection will have guests in stitches at your holiday get-together.From Kheper Games. | Price $15.00
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